Labor Law Enthusiast T-Shirts

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'I know I have a right to work, but I'd like an opportunity to work.'

'We happen to need someone with your particular area of expertise to interpret the company's contract language.'

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

'What's the difference between a go-slow and a strike? On a go-slow you get paid.'

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"The law deals with child labor, not child management."

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Labor Day '19

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

Dumping The Death Penalty

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."