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'Our workers have quit asking for more money and benefits since we've allowed illegals to hang around out front.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"This is a company which is going places...."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Baby name suggestions.

Labor Day '19

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"Aw... I'm really sorry you're bored Jenkins. I wonder if I can rekindle your interest with some of this work you should be doing?"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Oh, you're just jealous 'cause Ms Lerner gave me the corner office.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

'And the crazy thing is - I never knew I was such a funny guy until I got made boss!'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"Only I, am entitled to use ignorance as an excuse!"

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"I'm used to dealing with grievances. I've been married for 30 years."

Unison plans strikes

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

'Can we talk... alone?'

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers