Label Interpreters Prints

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'