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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Fiction. Mystery. History.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Locking Up Crime

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

It bag and no knickers!

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'