Lab Wizard Mugs

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."