Lab Technicians Prints

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

A planet like ours - As usual they forgot where they put the icepops.

'Maybe a smaller dose next time!'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Mouse escape.

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

"Well sir, Sue here from the lab figures if we take a metal flask like this and vacuum it empty we can market the contents as a completely chemical free food additive!"

Lab safety rule no. 1...Do not drink substances to determine if they are poisonous.

"Using the surveillance drone proves that mice do have problem-solving skills."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I'm #2 around here, pal!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're such a good listener."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm going to get you fired."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."