Lab Technicians Prints

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

A planet like ours - As usual they forgot where they put the icepops.

'Maybe a smaller dose next time!'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

Mouse escape.

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

"Well sir, Sue here from the lab figures if we take a metal flask like this and vacuum it empty we can market the contents as a completely chemical free food additive!"

Lab safety rule no. 1...Do not drink substances to determine if they are poisonous.

"Using the surveillance drone proves that mice do have problem-solving skills."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're such a good listener."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."