Lab Mishap Admirer Prints

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Tosca

Woman finds something in her soup.

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

A combustion of chemists

"Dog food! Why the hell don't they test it on dogs?"

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

He wasn't a mad scientist. Then one day he read the "comments" section under his published research and snapped

'Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"This isn't my order either!"

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Monk and Nut Cracker

'It's poison oak!'

'Take it easy, Blumenkraft... we all feel like pimps sometimes!'

"Oh, and Dr. Kelb, before you go, please turn out the bunsen burners."

I hate karaoke nights.

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'