Knows How To Handle A Scalpel Mugs

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Murderous Chef

Anatomy.

Surgeon

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

Sculpting

'You need a new bobbin.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

Caution Falling Rocks

Croquembouche.

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Soup Recipe

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

Sculpturer about to be crushes by broken bit of own sculpture

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

"Good afternoon Sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion"