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Continuing education.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Blue Stockings

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Life after death"

Wikipedia...

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"And you need to know this why?"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'Curiosity'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."