Knitting Noose Crafter Mugs

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Rocking horse

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Happy now?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Crotchet

Silver Surfer.