Klutz Club Mugs

Caution Wet Floor

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"On. More. Try."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Why can't I make my pastry light?'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'