Kitty Diplomat Prints

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Landing That Tough Account

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Bipartisan.

Good duck, bad duck.

Advantages of Growing Older

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'