Kitten Shenanigan Lover T-Shirts

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ready...."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Kitten Futures

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'One pound a piece. But I wanted a whole cat.'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

Elton Coiffeur.

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."