Kitten Shenanigan Lover T-Shirts

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ready...."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Kitten Futures

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'One pound a piece. But I wanted a whole cat.'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

Elton Coiffeur.

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."