Kitten Pianist Wannabe Prints

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Diving Cat.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Cat Boss

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Little Piano

"It's kittens."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"We could start a band."

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Kitten Futures

'Love the kitten heels!'

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Melody Cockroach.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Pianist Fraud

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."