Kite String Handler Mugs

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

The First Kite

Love At First Shock

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"No, still there."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Cellist wearing face mask.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

A pilot flies a kite.