Kite String Handler Mugs

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

The First Kite

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Love At First Shock

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"No, still there."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A pilot flies a kite.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Early kite experiment.

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"