Kitchen Staff Mugs

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

'You're my best dishwasher, but the Health Department has some silly rule about using soap & water instead of your tongue.'

"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

Toast Coming To Work

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Share your tips or we put jalapeño on everything.

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

I'm a long order cook.

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

...I'd like a word about these office snacks.

'They use paper plates.'

Egg Surprise

'Sorry...I forgot to mention i'm Dishlexic.'

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.

Chef Pop Top

Mop up spillages!

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Hiding the salt mill

"Your only job in this restaurant is to constantly wash your hands in front of customers."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Tortoise and the Hare

Kitchen Kapers