Kitchen Renovation Mugs

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

Swiss Army Stove.

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Come dine with me!

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."