Kitchen Maestro Prints

'Alright Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"

'I guess it was time to clean out the refrigerator.'

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!

"Honey, would you mind not making so much noise when you're cooking dinner?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Your dinner's being demonstrated on the cookery programme in ten minutes."

'I like it!'

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

Baking

2008 Blessings.

Ants take cheese and grater

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Onion Tears

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Pulp friction"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Jack of all trades

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.