Kitchen Improvisers Prints

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Lockdown casserole

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Hammer

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Spatula Conductor

Swiss Army Stove.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Eating raw cake mix.

Pizza Throwing

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.