Kitchen Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Flatware Follies.

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'Too much salt!'

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Congratulations. You're the proud parents of a brand new baby spork.'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'He never did any work in the kitchen when he was alive, so he can make up for it now.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Dad, will you lend me your apron? My new boyfriend's coming to visit.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Lockdown casserole

'I was in the catering corps.'

Cook and her Maids

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Amy Sedaris

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'