Kitchen Humor Aficionado Prints

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Cook and her Maids

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Amy Sedaris

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Decaying corpse

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"...My daughter, the model..."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Tin Opening

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'