Kitchen Gadget Adventurer Mugs

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

I made you a cake!

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The Inexperienced Cook

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'