Kitchen Commanders Prints

'Ralph Johnson's worked at charburger for far less time than you, and already he's Fries Captain.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Kitchen Kapers

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Chef copy robot

Ghostbasters 3

'Cooking'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The secret lives of household things.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Funky Chef 2

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Cook and Octopus

Murderous Chef