Kitchen Chore Connoisseur Prints

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Kitchen Tetris

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Washing Line Walker

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Kettle Drum

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'It's for show and tell!'

Chefs

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."