Kitchen Chaos Organizer Prints

'It says here we don't have to report minor injuries.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Cookery Lesson.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

Tupperware Wolf

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'