Kitchen Bowler Pillows

'He thinks he could have been a great bowler - I've told him, anyone can find a bit of spin if they bowl with an onion.'

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Joe Hundredaire

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'