Kitchen Ballerina Mugs

Soccer players off the field.

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Surprise in the salad bowl

Hot pot

Take a bow!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

Bow

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Come dine with me!

Oh you smoothie

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Bake-a-thon.

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."