Kissing Booth Operator Mugs

'Oh, just ignore George. He's not an authorized subsidiary.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Can we discuss this?"

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

Tech-Support

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

M is for Mistletoe

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

"Spin the Noodle"

Medusa's Greatest Fear

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"This job really takes a toll on you."

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

"Do we kiss these people?"