Kinky Enthusiasts Prints

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Heart is sewn back together.

Two minds but with a single thought.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'No luggage.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'Be my Valentine?'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'How much for NO stems?'

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"This new guy's really good!"

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

'Same every Friday. Here we are rushed off our feet and we close in 10 minutes!'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'