Kingdom Keys Pillows

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Keyboard in Heaven

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

The Mosskeytoe.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'