Kingdom Drama Lover Prints

'Massacre the dissidents, but avoid the appearance of wrongdoing.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"The knights of the round accent table"

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Oedipus

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Victorian Gentleman

I Pagliacci

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'