Kingdom Comedy Seeker Mugs

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'