Kingdom Comedian Pillows

'Rolling up your sleeves doesn't really make you a man of the people.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Trump pardons

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'The circle is complete!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

No-Work Orange

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

The Rooster Comedian.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."