King Of The Jungle Mugs

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Maybe learning karate will give me better survival instincts.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jungle Stores.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"