King Of Chill Mugs

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

An angry barbecue.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Screensaver says project compiling.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Couch potato.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'