Kind-hearted Beast Prints

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Preachers with far too much input

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

The two friends

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Human empathy

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"Wrong hole!"

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"Wait - leave it on."

"Sometimes, when I'm upset with her, I'll have a 'quote; accident 'unquote'."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

Before the Dawn's Early Light

'Quick Bob someone's coming! Look sad and chatter your teeth and they will take us somewhere warm!'

"My dog doesn't understand me."

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'