Kind-but-firm Personas Mugs

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Holy phone

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Closet.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Hungry labradors online.

At The Beach.

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

Valentines

Public Speaking Shoes

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

'And after I've tucked you in, I'll read you a nice bedtime story.'

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Five Fundamental Forces

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

Ernie's an optimist-paranoid. He thinks everybody is out to get him something nice.

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

'That reminds me - we'll soon be passing those dreadful builders!'

Crematorium Wheelie Bin