'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
Killer Of Reading Lists Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that humorously acknowledge their love of reading (or avoiding it). Perfect for framing in a library or reading corner, these prints make a cheeky statement about their literary priorities.
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
The Dorrie Decimal System
Television Readers.
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'
Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?
"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."
"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"
"Psst! Hey, kids."
"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."
"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
"I've made a list of lists we need to make."
"I had no idea life could be so complicated."
St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'
'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'
Bucket List
'Should I file this under fict or faction?'
TV vs Reading
"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."
'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'
"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."
List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.
"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."
'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'
"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."
2020
Snowman outside library.
toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...
Argh, me forget grocery list.
'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'
- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?
"I always create to-do lists."
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Killer Of Reading Lists Mugs
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