Kids' Sleepover Pillows

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Bookworm Sleepover

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Pyjama party

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Do that again, but cuter."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'