Kids Entertainment Mugs

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

Children's Parties

Benedict Cumberbatch

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Television Readers.

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Champagne

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"That'll be five bucks."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cow Show Tunes

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'