Kids' Business Ventures Prints

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Tim's marketing solutions

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."