Kids Activities Prints

Little doctor.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

"When I grow up...I'm gonna spend a lot of time playing like a kid."

"Remember when playgrounds were fun?"

Circus Act

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'I can't see you either...'

Hoppety Hop

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Next!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Very creative!'

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Little league world series of poker.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"