Kiddie Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I had the post-Christmas blahs but you've blown my mind.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Deflator mouse

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.