Kibble Commander T-Shirts

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Internet Cafe.

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Bored Baker

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

Helicopter Mom

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

'He likes you!'

Dinner Time!

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'They say he's sweet, but he tastes salty.'

'When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant put the take out in the microwave!'