Keyboard Virtuosos Prints

A German pianist.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'How many words per minute do you type?'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

New technologies.

A 60's pop group

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."