Keyboard Escapee T-Shirts

"I'm bustin' outta here, fellas."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Hey! Get back here!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Octopus on Keys.

Fox hunting.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Friday 5.30pm.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'