Keyboard Comedian Prints

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Evolution.

Giraffe Selfie

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Hardware and software

A woman playing a keyboard

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Yes, I'm alone."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Cyberwarfare

Col Pugno

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'