Keyboard Comedian Prints

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Evolution.

Giraffe Selfie

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Hardware and software

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Col Pugno

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Cyberwarfare

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Organ transport team

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'