Kerouac Enthusiast Mugs

"We want to do the whole Jack Kerouac-'On the Road' thing, only with B&B's"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

All-Day Breakfast

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Coffee shop

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Decapitated coffee.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'