Keno Enthusiast Pillows

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'We had to donwsize.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Europa takes a selfie

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Modeling gig

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

The Critic...

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'