Kennel Escapist Mugs

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Pets on holiday.

"How to deal with weeds."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Message in a bottle.

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Ramblers Association

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Liking the Exit.

"We seem to get just the one channel."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'