Kennel Escapist Mugs

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Pets on holiday.

"How to deal with weeds."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I've half a mind to protest."

Message in a bottle.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Ramblers Association

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

"We seem to get just the one channel."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'